What students have to do before to leave ITT Dublin(written by the student union!)

02/02/2009 23:59 par blopblop

  • What students have to do before to leave ITT Dublin(written by the student union!)

    What students have to do before to leave ITT Dublin(written by the student union!)

    02/02/2009 23:59 par blopblop

1- Make some friends in freshers week and spend the next 4 years hating them

2- Fall in love at the Fresher's ball and never talk to the person again.

3- Realise beer goggles is an excuse for everything

4-Lose your virginity

5- Grow it back

6- Go to a Graduation Ball (even if you fail miserable)

7- Fall asleep in the Metro or Fables

8-  Fall asleep during a lecture

9- Wake up in front of different lecturer

10- Hate all university students

11- Eat the canteen food and wonder what you're eating

12- Buy canteen food the next day

13- Never pay the same price for the same food in the canteen

14- Wonder how half students in the college got in

15- Wonder how half pf them got into a secondary school

16- Wonder how some of your lecturers have a job

17- Start college with a posh accent

18- Leave sounding like Colin Farrell

19- Tell a student out of your class at a social."I won't get weird"

20- Spend the rest of the year feeling weird round that person

21- Hope nobody remembers what you did at social

22- Get annoyed when your mate told lecturer

23- Realise a pint out of plastic glass is horrible

24- Drink 8 more to validate your point

25- Forget the name of your course

26- Sit down to an exam and not know name of your lecturer

27- Love the square

28- Hate the square

29- Create an explosion in lab, even if you are not in science

30- Shop in Jack and Jones

31- Try to grow a "tash"(including ladies)

32- Try to convince an ATM to give you 4.80 euros

33- Get arrested for damaging ATM when it won't

34- Think there should be a 4.80euros note

35- Hide cans by putting them in your pants

36- Drink vodka and red bull like its apple juice

37- Sober up and realise you're crap dancer

38- Wonder were your school bag is at 7 on a Friday

39- Decide you will look for it Saturday morning and go home

40- Realise you've pucked in every cubicle in Metro

41- Love Dutch Gold

42- Collect empty cans

43- Go to level 4 after fables and think it's a good idead

44- Leave after 12minutes

45- Don't go to morning lectures because Myth Busters is on

46- Hear "I'm o screwed. I haven't studied at all" and then watch them top the class

47- You say "I'm so screwed, I haven't studied at all" and fail miserably

48- Start a 4000word essay on Sunday night locked after plaza and then blame lecturer for failing

49- Convince yourself that 3 hours talking in library is 3 hours quality study

50- Cram a year long course into 3 hours

51- Realise it doesn't work

52- Do the same again for the repeat

53- Wonder what the lads do in the SU besides from play pool and get pissed

54- Run for election on SU

55- Get elected and run the following year

56- Realise you can only run for two years and leave college after 8 years

 

 

YEP

01/02/2009 22:44 par blopblop

  • YEP

    YEP

    01/02/2009 22:44 par blopblop

"It's better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved at all."

St Valentin

01/02/2009 22:35 par blopblop

  • St Valentin

    St Valentin

    01/02/2009 22:35 par blopblop

  • "Love can make you do things that you never thought possible".
  • "Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything, to just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is, to know, to feel, to love."
  • "Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties"-Jules Renord
  • Love is not finding someone to live with; It's finding someone you can't live without -Rafael Ortiz
  • Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.
  • True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love never ends.
  • "At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet."- Plato
  • There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread - Mother Teresa
  • To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another - G.W. Von Leibnitz
  • Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  • Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence - H. L. Mencken
  • In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing - Mignon McLaughlin
  • Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished - Og Mandino
  • Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end - Germaine De Stael

    • Folle

    30/01/2009 00:44 par blopblop

    • Folle

      Folle

      30/01/2009 00:44 par blopblop

    Ne plus comprendre, ne plus...ne plus... perdue, folle, délire, .....

    perdue?

    Les hommes déprécient ce qu'ils ne peuvent pas comprendre.

    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    Eark

    30/01/2009 00:29 par blopblop

    • Eark

      Eark

      30/01/2009 00:29 par blopblop

    J'attend lentement que la vie s'échappe.

    Ce qui est terrible, ce n'est pas de souffrir ni de mourir, mais de mourir en vain.

    Jean Paul Sartre

    Etrange comme je t'aime

    27/01/2009 01:38 par blopblop



    Pays de Galles me voila!!!

    26/01/2009 13:43 par blopblop

    • Pays de Galles me voila!!!

      Pays de Galles me voila!!!

      26/01/2009 13:43 par blopblop

    I'll go to Wales on April!!! I'M sO haPpy!!!!!!!!! It's just so cool!!!

    However before the next holidays, I have to find a topic for my report about Irlande. What kind? Something which could speak about, communication, european exchanges, tourism, management! Mouai et bein c'est pas gagné...

    Connard

    26/01/2009 13:10 par blopblop

    • Connard

      Connard

      26/01/2009 13:10 par blopblop

    J'ai divisé la société en deux catégories: mes amis ou mes con à moi et les cons des autre que je ne supporte pas.

    Michel Audiard

    Le vampire est une créature chimérique non-morte et non-vivante qui, suivant divers folklores et superstitions populaires, sort du tombeau pour sucer le sang des vivants afin d'en tirer la force vitale. La légende des vampires puise ses origines dans des traditions mythologiques anciennes et l'on retrouve des êtres légendaires dotés de caractéristiques des vampires dans toutes sortes de cultures à travers le monde.

    WIkipédia

    Quelques films:

    • Entretien avec un vampire de Neil Jordan  1994 ; adaptation du roman éponyme d'Anne Rice
    • Vampires de John Carpenter, 1998 ; d'après une nouvelle de John Steakley
    • Blade, de Stephen Norrington, 1998
    • Le petit vampire, de Uli Edel, 2000 ; d'après les romans d'Angela Sommer-Bodenburg
    • La Reine des damnés de Michael Rymer, 2000 ; adaptation du roman éponyme d'Anne Rice
    • Vampire Hunters de Wellson Chin, 2002
    • Underworld de Len Wiseman, 2003
    • Underworld: Evolution de Len Wiseman, 2006
    • 30 jours de nuit de David Slade, 2007
    • Twilight de Catherine Hardwicke, 2008 ; adaptation du roman de Stephenie Meyer

     

    Inspiration

    25/01/2009 13:54 par blopblop

    • Inspiration

      Inspiration

      25/01/2009 13:54 par blopblop

    Celui qui est capable de ressentir la passion, c'est qu'il peut l'inspirer .

    MarCel PaGnOl

    seul et heureuse de l'être

    23/01/2009 23:01 par blopblop

    • seul et heureuse de l'être

      seul et heureuse de l'être

      23/01/2009 23:01 par blopblop

    I would like to spend my whole life traveling, if I could borrow another life to spend at home.

     
    William Hazlitt

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